I’m getting a little too old for that whorey look.

We were comatose with boredom when we learned that yet another dance show was premiering. And then we found out who’s host(ess)ing. If you don’t love Showgirls–and not in an ironic way–we want nothing to do with you. Look at this woman! She’s got glitter in her hair, for God’s sake! We adore her and her flat line-readings. We’d watch her host a show about paper bags.