Girls’ Number
The second group number, choreographed by Mia Michaels, features the girls in beige corsets and white eyeshadow smeared out to their cheekbones. The number itself is an overwrought religious piece involving the girls writhing around on the floor. We know it’s serious because they’re not wearing any eyeliner.
Bottom 2 Girls Announced:
Comfort and Kherington.
Guys’ Number
Nigel Lithgow is the “mystery choreographer” of the excellent and entertaining 5 Guys Named Moe number, which blatantly stars Will.
Bottom 2 Guys Announced:
Mark and Gev.
After the jump: results.
Holy shit. Kherington’s going home. It’s not right. She had an off night last night, but as my sister just said, “Kherington’s had a few bad dances, and Comfort’s had a few good ones.”
And no, no, no, little Gev is going home!
This will teach me not to vote. What an outrage.
Dance like the bloggers are watching. 
AAAARGH could these results be any more annoying? I think not.